On the Inauguration of President Bill: McGonagall pastiche written to mark Clinton's inauguration, with the story behind its writing.Scrooge: A version of "A Christmas Carol" in McGonagall verse, written to mark a stage production in 1998.The Forth Bridge Disaster: Pastiche of McGonagall's style to satirise the recent history of the Forth Bridge.The Wreck of the Titanic: McGonagall died ten years too early to write this for himself.